scallywag:

So today, Marcos and I, were going to the movies. To see Fuera de las Tinieblas, which is a puertorrican film, that’s not that bad. Anyhow, when we were getting out of the car, these Fetuses (Fetus = A High School Kid) started yelling at us!

They yelled “Mira mai no estamos en los ochenta, so ridicula!” Which could translate into: Yo ma’ we ain’t in the 80’s no more, you crazy bitch!

And “Canto e’ negro con plancha!” or You nigga with ironed hair, To Marcos.

So as awesome as we are, we yelled back the following phrases.

OH LOOK AT ME I’M OUT OF THE VAGINA!!!!

FETO MALNACIDO! Deformed fetus!

And they kept yelling some other stuff, but I really didn’t care. In fact, I was happy. These kinds of things do nothing but highten my self-esteem and my love for myself! <3

Q desgraciao ese chamaquito!! Es q mija asi estamos ahora, eso pigmeos se creen Miguelito…Oh plz…and don’t worry you’re wonderfully cool friends of mine, while he can onlu account for knowing la Pa’, la pajilla q se jala toas las noches pq he is hated by everybody, because I’m sure he looked like a booger, the feto malpario ese…Suerte q yo no estaba!!!